![]() ![]() Maybe there's an ice level and she's the boss and that white ferret thing is her attack animal / satellite like how the frog is for the princess in the demo. Here's this Snow Queen DVD that's totally a bootleg of Frozen. Maybe the "Party Time" dog starts breakdancing on a slab of cardboard too, or something. And since the "flying notes" thing was already done with the Beethoven boss, they could just have bass waves flying out of the boom box. They could have him dancing with a big ghetto blaster boom box with colored lights in the speakers (remember those? I actually had one as a kid). The whole point would be to dodge the cut waves.ĭoes anyone still remember that annoying rapping dog who sings "It's party time!" from Titanic the Animation that Nostalgia Critic reviewed ages ago? No? Already forgotten? Well here, remember now?. They could have the cat swipe with his fencing sword and it would make cut waves like in Strider on the Genesis. Here's this silly looking Puss n' Boots bootleg. ![]() ![]() They could have the Panda character as a boss, wearing a purple headband, wrist bands and feetbands - and he could be doing silly poses or he could do a goof on the cheesy dancing from Flashdance, that weird tippy toes dancing that Jennifer Beals does in the music video for Michael Sembello's "Maniac." Simply because Beal's character in Flashdance wears the same stupid 80s legwarmers. Here's this awful looking cover for The Little Panda Fighter which is clearly a bootleg of Kung-fu Panda. He does the fruit hat lady (Carmen Miranda) and throws fruit from the hat at the characters. He does the Jack Nicholson impersonation and he starts golfing and knocking golf balls at the characters. He does the Groucho Marx impersonation and has the big cigar and puffs it and blows smoke at the characters. They could have Aladdin walk up, drop his lamp and out comes the bootleg Genie and he does all these goofy impersonations like the Disney / Robin Williams Genie. For whatever reason, Genie is yellow / gold instead of Blue like the actual Disney one. And the Dolphin buddy acts like a satellite / pet character (extension of the boss) and he shoots sonar sound waves out of his nose. How about there's an above water level and this blond Ariel bootleg throws her tiara at the characters like a boomerang. She's blonde instead of redhead and she's got a Dolphin buddy on the DVD cover. Like here's this copy of The Little Mermaid. What if Enchanted Portals made reference to those bootleg DVD characters as bosses? What if they totally embraced that kind of criticism and turned it on its head?įor instance - There's about a zillion of those bootleg direct-to-video copy cartoons. ![]()
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